Inventions For Sale
and
New Ideas

 

 

 

 

A Full-sized Top Loader Washing machine 
That Fits under the Counter!  

 

I have the drawings for a full sized Top loading washing machine that fits where a front loader would.

It will be much better to control and much easier to load and unload.

Why do we need to crawl on the floor just to do our washing?

There is no reason as the drawings and inventions are for sale.

 

 

Three Minutes Fitting 
for Window Blinds  

 

 

This fitting can be built into any window blind and it will enable the average man or woman to fit the blind to the window in Three minutes.

Manufactures take note as the first to fit this invention to their blinds will steal the market from the rest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Three Minutes Fitting 
for Window Blinds

 

 

Published 24th August 2011

 

 

 This latest invention is to make filming and photography in rain easier for the TV camera crews.

For the film crews there will be an adaptor to fit onto your lens and for the normal camera there will be a set of bellows to adapt to any size lens.

There is a spinning lens that takes the force of the rain and by centrifugal force it spins the rain off of it. The lens is spun by either compressed air or electricity depending on the necessity for speed, and the amount of water to be cleared.

The need to interrupt filming to wipe a lens at last is over.

Contact

Gordon@grmays.com

 

 

 

 

Three Minutes Fitting 
for Window Blinds

 

 

Published 2nd July 2010

 

At last an invention that will undoubtedly save lives in aircraft.

At one time I had a great interest in being an Air Crash Investigator. The need to survive and earn money soon overrode the dream, but it has left a great interest in aircraft safety.

This invention is so simple it is fantastic. God has given us so many gifts and we so often forget them, one gift is Gravity.

If you place a simple plumb line with a weight on the end in a plastic clear cube, gravity will always pull it downwards. This cube is placed in the sight of the pilot and he knows which way up he is flying.

He no longer has any doubt if his instruments seem to be wrong he looks at the cube and turns the aircraft until the weight hangs down and without relying in computers or anything else he knows he is flying the right way up. If the weight touches the glass nearest him he is climbing and the opposite if it is touching the front glass. He is turning if it touches either side.

In one simple cube, a pilot can orientate himself quickly, knowing that it is only gravity controlling it..    

 

This small Baird cube is placed in front of the pilot, a very low cost safety device.

 

 

 

Three Minutes Fitting 
for Window Blinds

 

Published 2nd July 2010

 

 

It is seldom that both engines are taken out due to a bird strike at takeoff. It has happened with disastrous results and often great loss of life. Mothers and fathers die, along with children. This invention stops the Bird strike from doing any damage to the engines, so the aircraft can continue its journey, uninterrupted.

 

The car air bag is a fantastic invention and has saved so many lives. I use this technology as it reacts instantly and can be collapsed as quickly as it was inflated.

Two sensors are placed covering the front of the jet engine. One covers the vertical and the other the horizontal. Anything that passes in front of the sensors will trip the mechanism. This can be disconnected at a safe height, automatically.

When tripped the sensor inflates a small air bag encased in a tube. This pushes a wire aperture [As in a camera lens] control closing it in front of the engine air intake. Being of wire mesh it allows air in but the mesh is small enough to stop a bird. Danger over the bag deflates; opening the aperture again and allowing full air flow to the engine.  The very short reduction in air supply to one or both engines should have very little effect. The dead bird will fall harmlessly away.

More details are available if required. I have kept away from electronics, as they seem unreliable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Three Minutes Fitting 
for Window Blinds

Published 2nd July 2010

 

 

This idea attempts to improve the trouble at many airports, with two aircraft using the same runway at the same time.

The Pilot and co Pilot are the ones with their hands on the controls and their lives and passengers’ lives at risk. This idea makes another aspect of the airport be placed into the realm of “automatic” that can be checked by the pilot.

All areas of airport runways and pass ways can be sectioned off into relative parts.

One runway from beginning to end.

The apron in front of parking area one.

When all is divided off, then each section can be lit with ground lights or for daytime ground indicators strikingly different to any other lighting or indicator on the Airport.

Each light or indicator is connected by an invisible beam which when broken by anything crossing it. This operates the warning system, i.e. Flashing or spinning flag for day and a spinning light for night. As the obstruction clears the runway the system is automatically reset

 

If a second unit crosses any point of that runway as the original warning is lit a very loud siren is sounded.

The only way to clear the warning is to clear the hazard.

 

My job as a pilot is never to enter a section or runway without all warnings are off.

If a warning is on then the runway is in some kind of use and I must wait for a cleared signal from the lights and probably confirmation from the tower.

 

 

 

Three Minutes Fitting 
for Window Blinds

 

 

 

  

 

 

The windmill of today seems to have been developed very quickly, maybe to take advantage of Government money rather than a worry about the environment. We have developed a windmill which will very substantially increase the output, due to the design of the towers.

 

 

After the terrible day of 9/11 I sat and developed a safe way to get ordinary people down from a tower in emergency. This will save thousands of lives and one could be your loved one or you. It takes up little storage, and is a low cost item that can be used with any tower. Interested anyone?

 

 

We have a house which will not flood

 

 

 

Most time in plumbing is the pipe work so anything that can speed the process is a great asset. Our invention saves time and can be used in difficult situations. This enables a normal DIY worker to Plumb in safety. A sink in a bedroom becomes easy.

 

 

 

We have a mobile home which is safe in winds up to around 150 miles an hour. We can modify existing homes!!!

 

 

As fun we have designs for the fastest car and boat in the world. This we guarantee,

 

 

We can control flood gates without the use of electricity and computers.

 

 

We have equipment to save fire-fighters lives. Again this is guaranteed as it keeps them away from the fire.

 

 

We have 3d TV it can be watched without any special glasses.

 

 

We have an invention to save Air Lines thousands a year, It also improves safety.

 

 

We are developing a steam engine the size of a car engine and the same power.

 

 

We have a development on your fridge that everyone will want.

 

 

We can make that hot room cool by adapting your Air Conditioning. The room you want cooler will be much cooler.

 

 

Our Kegs and Barrels are easy to move!

 

 

We have a vacuum cleaner that is light, fits in the palm of your hand yet has the power of the best on the market!!!!

 

 

For children we have a scooter that will drive itself with a pull of a string.

 

 

We have a surf board that needs no training you get on and go.

 

 

We have just scratched the surface here and as the son of the great John Logie Baird the ideas and inventions just pour out of my mind. I cannot possibly keep this amount of items for myself so all are for sale. The money can be pied directly to the charities of my choice, mainly child and animal concentrated.

I need a house and car then all is free!!

I have this strange ability to invent on the spot so the list is endless.

A good investment? Just think if you have spare finances it is a fantastic opportunity!!!

 

We are developing a system that will use a very small engine yet give great power. We need funds to continue this work.

 

 

 

 

Gordon's Sayings

Posted 29th June 2011

Every single man is born of woman

That means that at some time in everyman’s life

usually the learning years

we are controlled or taught by a woman.

How can the state of the world be man’s fault?

Was Eve the ultimate Satan sent to destroy man?

 

 

 

What woman does not think that they can control or change a man?

is it Woooooooooo----------man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer to the Statues on

Easter Island

 Posted 18th July 2010

Everything in the world “Unsolved” always makes it stand out and become more interesting. Such is the case of the Easter Island Statue’s. The sad eyes of these statues have peered out across the sea for hundreds if not a thousand years. Some think that they are watching for spacemen, some think that they are just on guard, yet when I first read of them I was enthralled and fascinated. The strange mystery of the use of the statues was something I placed in a compartment of my mind awaiting investigation and an answer later. The answer at last arrived on my computer screen today that is July 18th 2010 at 6am.

 

I found this picture, which bounced onto my screen and answered the question for me.

 

 

                                                                   

 

 

Why go to the trouble of adding some sort of hat on the statues unless it was important? So who has hats like that in history? This is where the Internet fails and I enter my books that list the hats and tribes of the world. There it was it was Indonesian! When I check up Indonesia everything fits.

The Indonesian Islands have been inhabited since the arrival of man. They were great traders and were well known for there shipping, and traveling status.

I feel that they inhabited the Easter islands as a refueling post on their trade routs, only to ignore it later as priorities changed. The tiresome job as lookouts for there fellow returning friends must have been taken over by the statues at some time, with the distinctive hat saying “We are you brothers waiting for you. Help.”

To have rescued this small band of people would be like rescuing people from Mars. In the eyes of the Government "Not worth the expense."

As sadly history shows they were forgotten, and as time passed they used up there resources, leaving the Islands bare. The history of their great forefathers must have soon been forgotten as in there dire time of need they failed them.

At last the Easter Island Statues can sleep.

Gordon Logie Mays Baird

 

Easter island Statues with hats 

 

 

As early as the first century CE Indonesian vessels made trade voyages as far as Africa. Picture: a ship carved on Borobudur, circa 800 CE.

 

 

Soekarno, Indonesia's founding president

 

 

I have no way of finding out but I presume the early statues will be the ones with the hats. Later they were asking anyone to call, as their forefathers had failed them.

 

 

 

The only reason for the hat is to identify the people they came from!

 

 

 

The statues from their positions must be lookouts for help. Did men watch from these positions? If so how long before someone had the great idea of making statues to do the boring job? Were they ignored like me?

Gordon Mays Baird

 

 

 

 

 

 

Simple way to stop the oil leak

Most of the great ideas are simple and only grow complicated as they develop. the oil spill was in the back of my mind all the time and how nothing was ever done with the suggestions. Then thinking in this theme I came across the simple answer.

Drill a large hole right through the side of the pipe. place an open tap on both sides. We could fit the tap and then drill the pipe if under experimentation it is better. then we fit a tap to the top allowing the pressure to escape from the side holes. Lastly we turn off all taps.

The side taps can be clamped to each other around the pipe with bolts. the top tap secured with a "U" bolt.

The job is at last finished.

 

 

 

 

A New Idea

April 4th 2010

It has been very strange, and at times very hard to live this life while having a somewhat good memory of my past life, The poor woman who clamed she was the Tsars daughter Anastasia reincarnated, was treated as an imposter because we were unable to comprehend her circumstances. Our limited minds could not understand how she knew so much of the Tsars private life, {Some things that only his daughter would know} yet not have matching DNA. When we return to this world or Gods game we select the body we want or are given the available one in that family group.

My past life is clear and interferes with this life. When looking for a girl to love, the past love of my life, my soul mate unknowingly interfered with the process. I was looking for her, the girl who I had left behind when I died. Then she was some 20 years younger than me then, but now she was some 10 years older.

I did not manage to find her and meet her before she herself died at the old age of late 80s but she did visit me in the afterlife and we hugged and hugged. I so hope we meet again.

It seems as if I jumped into a body set among people I loved in my past life, and being surrounded by many friends, I started another life. This golden opportunity of remembering both lives, allows me to understand many things that happen in our lives and when we die. One important discovery I have made is that most of our wants and ideas about and of course the way we cope with living is bought with us from our past lives. After a body is selected we leave the holding room where we go after we die, to start again.

I was fascinated to read that after a certain age we cannot learn to read or write. I wondered why as we can learn so much all our lives. Then after some deep thinking the answer presented itself to me. We have no need for reading and writing in our after life. Everything is done by thought. It seems that other things we want to convey to our loved ones are like a video recording in which we can interact. Because we do not need to read or write in the afterlife we have to relearn the skill every time we are reincarnated . If it is left too long the window is closed and our instincts think we are in the afterlife therefore not needing to learn the skill. 

I am being punished in this life for some bad things I did in my past life. One very annoying thing is that I am not told of the things I did wrong. I see people sitting smugly on piles of money, please use it wisely and help others with it.

Punishments are severe. A young girl is recorded as saying to her mother "I picked you as my parents." When we have failed the after life tests, and cannot go to haven but are given another chance on earth to prove ourselves. We have a limited chance of which body our soul should inhabit, within our family group. most times we are given a body.

Our bodies are like game controllers, and the reason for life is a test who is worthy to progress on to the next life with our superiors.

There is better explained in my book in the web site    http://www.grmays.com/Writings%20of%20Gordeon%20mays%20Baird.htm

called the AD English book of the dead. This explains everything and acts as a guide to life.

http://www.freewebs.com/letsdeals/newideas.htm

http://bairdinvents.com/index.html

 

We will be able to post news and your thoughts and inventions

we will make it available to manufactures and the public

We hope to be able to help to finance patents

without killing the Golden Goose!

 

 

 

Aircraft Safety
 
As more and more of us travel, so the airlines get busier. At this time in History it is the safest 
and cheapest way to travel. I dislike flying and as the son of John Logie Baird my mind was 
always working to make  flying safer. Here is a list of my ideas and inventions. I try in all
 inventions to keep things simple. if something is electronic not only can the object fail but we 
have the added complication of a generator and battery. When modern jet engines fail so
 does the hydraulics and electrics. a small wind driven fan lowers giving enough control to the 
air surfaces.
The first invention is so simple and it requires no power so surly it must be added to aircraft 
as soon as possible.
 
 
 
 
 

The Baird Aircraft Cube

 

 

Published 2nd July 2010

 

At last an invention that will undoubtedly save lives in aircraft.

At one time I had a great interest in being an Air Crash Investigator. The need to survive and earn money soon overrode the dream, but it has left a great interest in aircraft safety.

This invention is so simple it is fantastic. God has given us so many gifts and we so often forget them, one gift is Gravity.

If you place a simple plumb line with a weight on the end in a plastic clear cube, gravity will always pull it downwards. This cube is placed in the sight of the pilot and he knows which way up he is flying.

He no longer has any doubt if his instruments seem to be wrong he looks at the cube and turns the aircraft until the weight hangs down and without relying in computers or anything else he knows he is flying the right way up. If the weight touches the glass nearest him he is climbing and the opposite if it is touching the front glass. He is turning if it touches either side.

 

 

In one simple cube, a pilot can orientate himself quickly, knowing that it is only gravity controlling it..

 

      

 

This small Baird cube is placed in front of the pilot, a very low cost safety device.

 

 

 

Aircraft Safety

All pilots should read this

 

Published 2nd July 2010

 

 

At one time I was constantly in the air, back and forth to the USA, including the West Coast. The long hauls gave me a chance to work on inventions.

Every time I boarded the aircraft I placed my life into the hands of strangers, very capable strangers I must add.

I offered these next ideas to Richard Branson believing he would be interested in both saving money and safety. There was no reply?

He must now approach me personally before he uses any of my work.

 

 

 

 

Bird Strikes

 

Published 2nd July 2010

 

 

It is seldom that both engines are taken out due to a bird strike at takeoff. It has happened with disastrous results and often great loss of life. Mothers and fathers die, along with children. This invention stops the Bird strike from doing any damage to the engines, so the aircraft can continue its journey, uninterrupted.

 

The car air bag is a fantastic invention and has saved so many lives. I use this technology as it reacts instantly and can be collapsed as quickly as it was inflated.

Two sensors are placed covering the front of the jet engine. One covers the vertical and the other the horizontal. Anything that passes in front of the sensors will trip the mechanism. This can be disconnected at a safe height, automatically.

When tripped the sensor inflates a small air bag encased in a tube. This pushes a wire aperture [As in a camera lens] control closing it in front of the engine air intake. Being of wire mesh it allows air in but the mesh is small enough to stop a bird. Danger over the bag deflates; opening the aperture again and allowing full air flow to the engine.  The very short reduction in air supply to one or both engines should have very little effect. The dead bird will fall harmlessly away.

More details are available if required. I have kept away from electronics, as they seem unreliable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Improved Runway Safety Lighting

Indicating visible “Runway Busy”

Published 2nd July 2010

 

 

This idea attempts to improve the trouble at many airports, with two aircraft using the same runway at the same time.

The Pilot and co Pilot are the ones with their hands on the controls and their lives and passengers’ lives at risk. This idea makes another aspect of the airport be placed into the realm of “automatic” that can be checked by the pilot.

All areas of airport runways and pass ways can be sectioned off into relative parts.

One runway from beginning to end.

The apron in front of parking area one.

When all is divided off, then each section can be lit with ground lights or for daytime ground indicators strikingly different to any other lighting or indicator on the Airport.

Each light or indicator is connected by an invisible beam which when broken by anything crossing it. This operates the warning system, i.e. Flashing or spinning flag for day and a spinning light for night. As the obstruction clears the runway the system is automatically reset

 

If a second unit crosses any point of that runway as the original warning is lit a very loud siren is sounded.

The only way to clear the warning is to clear the hazard.

 

My job as a pilot is never to enter a section or runway without all warnings are off.

If a warning is on then the runway is in some kind of use and I must wait for a cleared signal from the lights and probably confirmation from the tower.

 

 
 

 

The Windmill of Today

 

 

 

  

 

 

The windmill of today seems to have been developed very quickly, maybe to take advantage of Government money rather than a worry about the environment. We have developed a windmill which will very substantially increase the output, due to the design of the towers.

 

 

 

 

After the terrible day of 9/11 I sat and developed a safe way to get ordinary people down from a tower in emergency. This will save thousands of lives and one could be your loved one or you. It takes up little storage, and is a low cost item that can be used with any tower. Interested anyone?

 

 

We have a house which will not flood.

 

 

A new washing machine.

 

 

Back to fathers TV, we have a sound system for Television studios that eliminates the need for actors to carry around the transmitters!

 

 

Most time in plumbing is the pipe work so anything that can speed the process is a great asset. Our invention saves time and can be used in difficult situations. This enables a normal DIY worker to Plumb in safety. A sink in a bedroom becomes easy.

 

 

 

We have a mobile home which is safe in winds up to around 150 miles an hour. We can modify existing homes!!!

 

 

As fun we have designs for the fastest car and boat in the world. This we guarantee,

 

 

 

We can control flood gates without the use of electricity and computers.

 

 

We have equipment to save fire-fighters lives. Again this is guaranteed as it keeps them away from the fire.

 

 

We have 3d TV it can be watched without any special glasses.

 

 

We have an invention to save Air Lines thousands a year, It also improves safety.

 

 

We are developing a steam engine the size of a car engine and the same power.

 

 

We have a development on your fridge that everyone will want.

 

 

We can make that hot room cool by adapting your Air Conditioning. The room you want cooler will be much cooler.

 

 

Our Kegs and Barrels are easy to move!

 

 

We have a vacuum cleaner that is light, fits in the palm of your hand yet has the power of the best on the market!!!!

 

 

For children we have a scooter that will drive itself with a pull of a string.

 

 

We have a surf board that needs no training you get on and go.

 

 

Blinds that are so easy to fit, can be done in seconds.

 

Drawing board that can make everyone an artist.

 

 

Hydraulic engine, a lawnmower engine will drive a Truck.

 

 

We have just scratched the surface here and as the son of the great John Logie Baird the ideas and inventions just pour out of my mind. I cannot possibly keep this amount of items for myself so all are for sale. The money can be pied directly to the charities of my choice, mainly child and animal concentrated.

I need a house and car then all is free!!

I have this strange ability to invent on the spot so the list is endless.

A good investment? Just think if you have spare finances it is a fantastic opportunity!!!

 

We are developing a system that will use a very small engine yet give great power.

 We need funds to continue this work.